教师这次全班人万万不捣乱

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
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  甲:观众朋友们•▷,全班人好!谁们呢是别名相声优伶!星期五站在这里-•,他们开头声明一下,不是给我演出相声,那表演什么节目呢?全部人呀给谁谈个故事!所有人讲的这个故事的名字呀叫……

  乙:(推甲一把)何如谈(缩)话啦!我们!如何叙(缩)话啦?全部人才神(森)经医院出(粗)来的呢!

  甲:全班人怎么这么费尽呀!?大家结局是(斯)从什么所在出来的啦?奈何连所有人也成这样了!如何介绍幼儿园特色课程

  乙:他们着(早)什么急呀!憎恶□■!谁知(资)道什么呀?现在对付别人一定要有耐心(sin)的啦!一看就会意没(么)文明!哦!现在这私人啦!真是没得管得啦!才说(缩)上一两句话就跟(给)你发怒啦!这假使(斯)教幼孩子那还特别哦!

  乙:教师(斯)!知(资)路吗★▽?幼儿(鹅)园老师(斯)!不跟你们叙得啦●!一看就剖析没(么)文明!说(缩)了也听不懂▪◁!厌烦!

  乙:阿舅如何了○◁?阿舅很了不得(cei)的啦!哎呦全部人们这个教(ziao)育局亚发掘近些年来从幼儿(鹅)园出(粗)来的小男孩都有些女性化了,因此才计划所有人们(ou)们这(ze)些男士也一齐参预进去●=!为的是(si)让幼朋侪们从修丈夫(ji)的阳刚之(zi)气!懂生疏啦!他!

  乙:全部人(ou)这(ze)样言语怎么啦!全班人的英文很次序的啦!而(鹅)且咱们小错误们很喜好全部人得啦!

  乙☆:(抻抻胳膊★▲,瞅瞅眼睛,看看嘴巴)呃!星期六早上(sang)没(me)有刷(sua)牙!

  乙:Goodmorning!Chindren!(甲不措辞,乙仰头展现让甲谈话,甲随着乙做同样的动作)谈(suo)话■!

  甲:噢!我们把这茬给忘了!大家现在是小错误!他是先生!那成先生咱们再来一次!这回担保错不了然▼! 0773搞笑网

  乙:下面我们(ou)们把昨天学的那首(sou)Endlish儿(e)歌沿途朗读一遍好欠好?!

  乙:哦□■!全班人(ou)们班的小伙伴可乖的了○▷,哪像全班人呀,站起来也有这(ze)么高,躺上(sang)也有这么长(cang),外貌上(sang)看着(ze)挺灵巧,本来(si)是(si)个大木瓜!大家丢不丢人呀!ppt演讲常用英语口语学英语口语哪个好app商务对

  甲:这谈的是我吗?好好好!教师这次全班人万万不捣乱!再来一次!再来一次成吗?

  路具:雄狮、幼狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个◇▷。

  三只幼熊…•:(各拿着一碗粥▷=,并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”)

  英语小品剧本-----幼红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场▷★:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum:(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌,欢速地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,隐痛浸沉地叙)Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood■:(边提起篮子,边颔首叙)Ok! Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场=:正在途上 (一阵轻微的音笑由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花卉旁) Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(跟着一阵消极的音笑,Wolf大气象走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找用具状,瞻前顾后) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做油滑的脸色和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,灵巧地答复)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill. Wolf:(自言自语)I ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood道)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood●▲:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf-▷:(悄然地藏到大树后) Little Red Riding Hood:(甘休舞蹈)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks•-:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood◆:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场☆:Grandma家 Grandma:(喘着气出场◁,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,艰难地坐到床边•,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒正在床上。) Wolf:(从树后出来•●,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做寻求的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (痛快地对观众道)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma:Who is it? Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声响,一边骄贵地动摇尾巴,一壁谈)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma:(边谈边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf▽◆:(自命不凡地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma: (一筹莫展地攥紧衣服,瞪着眼睛▷▽,边叫迫从床上滚到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里□。 Wolf:(骄矜地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood:(自满地敲门)Grandma.Grandma. Wolf☆○:(妆饰成Grandma的音响) Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in◇,少儿简单口语对话 Come in. Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放正在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf…▷:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf☆◇:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前★◆,拉起Wolf的手○■,边摸边谈)Look! What a big hands? Wolf:(从床上跳起来叙)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood:(拚命地跑)Oh!No! No! Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子道)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter★:(一面拿着枪,一壁做试探状退场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(排闼)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter◁:(端起枪思打,幼儿英语启蒙系列又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起铰剪=,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter:Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma:(从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter◆▷:(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma●:Ill thread it. Hunter:(拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter:You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf:(边跑边叙) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang! Wolf: (回响倒下) Hunter:The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(沿途鞠躬): Thank you